Barack Obama Depicted on Random Crap

Eating off the People’s Princess

jponsford — Fri, 26 Mar 2010 19:22:46 +0000

It’s not that often we find a new website with such a radical affinity for what we do here. That day is today: Eating off the People’s Princess. The whole concept is bizarre and brilliant, especially when you consider the elaborately bad puns, and the effort that must go into each creation. The combination of awful and astounding has almost never been seen.

Super Punch: Photoshop Super Heroes, Groovy Obama t-shirts

jonnypee — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 00:36:38 +0000

I totally think you need to try harder than this. The design is overall superfantastic. But you are only depicting some black family of relatively different heights. There is a lot of LIKENESS you could have added. Heinz Edelman would NOT approve.

Super Punch: Photoshop Super He

roes, Groovy Obama t-shirts.

Dita Von Teese Was Sculpted In Cheese

jonnypee — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 23:24:49 +0000

It occurred to me that for maybe one day, or one hour, I could change the name of my web page to

“Barack Obama Crappily Depicted in Cheese”… But what’s the use…? It would still suck…

BBC News | Enlarged Image.

ObamaCandle.jpg (JPEG Image, 400×533 pixels)

jonnypee — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 01:06:13 +0000

ObamaCandle.jpg (JPEG Image, 400×533 pixels). I do not like this one. It’s somehow not cool. I’m not into saints. I just want to believe no one would do this.

On Wood, A Handshake

jonnypee — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 01:04:30 +0000

I really kind of like the subtleties of this one

Found Obama Craft — The Obama Craft Project.

$20 Barack Obama Oranges

jonnypee — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 19:45:57 +0000

There is nothing to say.

barack-obama-oranges.jpg

Found on Incult : IncorporatedNY/Blog

obama14.jpg (JPEG Image, 250×250 pixels)

jonnypee — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 19:09:32 +0000

There isn’t a good close-up enlargement of this candle but it says, in gangsta-graffiti font,

OUR NEW PREZ BARACK OBAMA

And there a boombox, some graphic circle motif, a city-scape with enormous eagle silhouette, and The Man is wearing a Presidential Seal medallion the size of Flava Flave’s clock.

Classy. Wonder what flavor the candle is?

found at Celebrate Barack Obama being president elect with these great new President Barack Obama Designs!

Inaugural Lava Lamp, Hold Until 2083

jonnypee — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 01:28:57 +0000

I’m almost certain that if you can wait around long enough to see the light of day in 2083, which would be like a hundred years after the Broadway Musical Annie closed at the Alvin Theater in New York City, you will be watching Antiques Roadshow on PBS Television, to see my grandchildren unearthing this, thereby becoming insanely wealthy:

These lamps are sure to be one of those unique souvenirs of an historic time in our nation’s history. In 75 years, what piece of Americana will your grandchildren take to the Antiques Roadshow?

via Jamie Huntsman Designer of the Obama Inagural Lava Lamp.

[ On Sale Now, HALF OFF!!! at Lava Lamp Headquarters ]

A Celebration in Art Quilts, Hand-Eyes

jonnypee — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 01:14:26 +0000

“President Obama: A Celebration in Art Quilts” shows that post-election the mania for productization has been transmuted into a mania for fetishization, i guess.

via whip up.

“There’s Evil in the World”

jonnypee — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 21:18:08 +0000

The one thing I never counted on when starting Barack Obama Depicted on Random Crap.com is that there would be far more offensive and restarded depictions from an opposition and evil point of view, rather than a humorous, supportive, GO-GO point-of-view. This is one really crappy example of the former. WTF is “There’s Evil in the World” supposed to be a Star Wars quote even? I’m always happy when I see how moronic these folks turn out to be! ! ! [Smiley!!]

“There’s Evil in the World” Pin