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There isn’t a good close-up enlargement of this candle but it says, in gangsta-graffiti font,

OUR NEW PREZ BARACK OBAMA

And there a boombox, some graphic circle motif, a city-scape with enormous eagle silhouette, and The Man is wearing a Presidential Seal medallion the size of Flava Flave’s clock.

Classy. Wonder what flavor the candle is?

found at Celebrate Barack Obama being president elect with these great new President Barack Obama Designs!

Inaugural Lava Lamp, Hold Until 2083

I’m almost certain that if you can wait around long enough to see the light of day in 2083, which would be like a hundred years after the Broadway Musical Annie closed at the Alvin Theater in New York City, you will be watching Antiques Roadshow on PBS Television, to see my grandchildren unearthing this, thereby becoming insanely wealthy:

These lamps are sure to be one of those unique souvenirs of an historic time in our nation’s history. In 75 years, what piece of Americana will your grandchildren take to the Antiques Roadshow?

via Jamie Huntsman Designer of the Obama Inagural Lava Lamp.

[ On Sale Now, HALF OFF!!! at Lava Lamp Headquarters ]

A Celebration in Art Quilts, Hand-Eyes

“President Obama: A Celebration in Art Quilts” shows that post-election the mania for productization has been transmuted into a mania for fetishization, i guess.

via whip up.

On Crap, Near Crap… Or Both!

Oh Famous Internet Patron Saint, Helen Killer of Regretsy, to you we have recourse and give thanks from the depths of our most humble hearts, for this most holy and fitting image of fulfillment of our earnest mission, and humbly supplicate thee for understanding and graceful acceptance, Amen.

Regretsy – Dreams From My Fiber says: “Let the President of the United States inspire you as you push for the passage of last night’s burrito.”